LF Soccer Physical Fitness Personal Trainer & Doctor

FIFA

New member
Hello, Hello,

I’m new to the forum. So I hope this is within the right form. If not, mods please move.

I’m training for a soccer tournament. And I was wondering if there are any personal trainers on here who have first hand experience training with anabolic in agility based sports. Ideally sombody who has played striker or at-least a sprint runner. If so, please DM me your hourly and or session rates.

I just need help in these categories:
Suppliers
Target weight for speed and some agility
Lower body explosive speed for ball control
Nutritional planning during and after steroid cycles

Doctor questions:
Cycle dosage/frequency
Best steroid for lower body strength, speed, and stamina

I’d read through every post on here. but it’s hard to find everything. There is allot of great information here, I’d rather just hire an expert. Who has already ironed out all the mistakes inexperienced people make.

Thank’s,

FIFA
 

FIFA

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As far as I know the USL2 does not drug test. But I presume the USL does. The USL will likely be next season. So this season, it’s just me polishing all the rough patches in my game. And there is not much left. That’s partially why I’m here.
 

nhbskull21

Well-known member
Have you had bloodwork? If your levels are good and youllbe tested in a year it may not be worth it. Soccer isnt something you want to bulk up for.
 

FIFA

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Have you had bloodwork? If your levels are good and youllbe tested in a year it may not be worth it. Soccer isnt something you want to bulk up for.
Yes, but it was not specifically for athletic testing. It was to monitor my liver while on another antibiotic. I presume they would have flagged low testosterone if it was low.

I hear there is a steroids that you can take. That exits your system quickly. And you can cycle it with 20%+ retention rates. While not on the cycle. Which ones do that best, with increased stamina? Also, i just need extra leg muscle, to give the ball extra shot power. Against a 6’-7” keeper. You have to beat his reaction time. But other than that, I agree. Just want enough upper body mass to win the mid air challenges.
 
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MorganKane

Super Moderator
Staff member
Nothing will have a 20% retention rate very frequent.
You might get that one of the first few times but then it goes down, down and down.

If not we would all be 400lbs lean body builders.

I would perhaps use something like a low dose test ace/prop with some EQ and maybe Cardinine.
 

FIFA

New member
Nothing will have a 20% retention rate very frequent.
You might get that one of the first few times but then it goes down, down and down.

If not we would all be 400lbs lean body builders.

I would perhaps use something like a low dose test ace/prop with some EQ and maybe Cardinine.
Gotcha, any way to beat the drug test? I hear timed cycling works. Clearly every player in the champions league is on steroids. There is no way to hit bangers from outside the box, at 41 without it.
 

Pony

Active member
I always assumed that if a soccer player or fan ever got on legit testosterone or gear that they would quit liking soccer and gravitate towards something a little less like soccer.
 

FIFA

New member
I always assumed that if a soccer player or fan ever got on legit testosterone or gear that they would quit liking soccer and gravitate towards something a little less like soccer.
Well I’ve always been interested in football. The problem is that there is no money in that sport. So it would be less fun for no money. There is always a huge demand for soccer players. The only problems is there is a 2 year ramp up period after 1,000 hours of ball control work. Plus 400 hours in the gym. So the talent pool is very limited. That’s why they pay so much. And tickets always sell.
 

nhbskull21

Well-known member
Have you had bloodwork? If your levels are good and youllbe tested in a year it may not be worth it. Soccer isnt something you want to bulk up for.
Nothing will have a 20% retention rate very frequent.
You might get that one of the first few times but then it goes down, down and down.

If not we would all be 400lbs lean body builders.

I would perhaps use something like a low dose test ace/prop with some EQ and maybe Cardinine.
that eq will bite him if he moves to that tested league. Maybe test prop and gh for injury prevention. Most orals will kill your cardio. winny will put your joints at risk. Maybe low var or tbol and drop it if the pumps are too bad. Anyoe know how long primo stays in the system? That maybe an option with low test.
 

Mack

YourMuscleShop Rep
I’m sure there are underground soccer forums where these types of questions have been discussed

I’d go with Anavar 50mg daily, testosterone 200 mg a week and EQ 200 mg a week

I’d guess you’d want a diet with about 60% carbohydrate intake or 300-400 grams a day
 

FIFA

New member
Have you had bloodwork? If your levels are good and youllbe tested in a year it may not be worth it. Soccer isnt something you want to bulk up for.

that eq will bite him if he moves to that tested league. Maybe test prop and gh for injury prevention. Most orals will kill your cardio. winny will put your joints at risk. Maybe low var or tbol and drop it if the pumps are too bad. Anyoe know how long primo stays in the system? That maybe an option with low test.
Everyone agrees Anavar (I presume that’s what you meant by VAR). So I want to maximize my retention of muscle mass, on the first or second cycle. Sense after that it won’t stay forever.

How much much will taking larger doses & stacking different types of steroids. During the first cycle or two, increase the muscle mass retention? If so, how does the first cycle differ from the normal cycles?
 
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