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Old 01-04-2019, 05:05 AM
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Yesterday my annual physical, me sitting, Doc in front of the computer. (Itís the new way of annual physical exams, they donít really touch you anymore they just analyze bloodwork.....)

Mack: oh hey Doc can you order my GH serum level and my IGF level tests to be included?

Docotor: why? Are you supplementing?

Mack: yeah Iíve been using l-arginine and l-ornithine amino acids they are supposed to increase GH levels and Iím curious where Iím at

Doc: ok I see GH, I donít know what IGF is Iíll have to look that up ..... oh here it is I see it.

Mack: itís Insulin Like Growth Factor ...

Doc: Mack, you are already on testosterone you really should not be using anything else that might mess up your hormone levels; your energy could drop if they conflict with each other.

Mack: ok

Doc: and Mack, instead of drinking a couple of beers to wind down at night after the gym, Iíd like you to consider an alternative, like yoga or prayer.

Mack: ok Doc thank you.

Doc: one more thing Mack, that tree outside my office, give it a hug when you leave
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Old 01-04-2019, 08:23 AM
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Bull shit he did not
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Old 01-04-2019, 08:34 AM
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Bull shit he did not
Thatís what happens when you go see a holistic doctor from Arizona or New Mexico

Oh he also offered up meditation after the gym to calm down instead of an ice cold beer ......
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Old 01-04-2019, 02:45 PM
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Thatís what happens when you go see a holistic doctor from Arizona or New Mexico

Oh he also offered up meditation after the gym to calm down instead of an ice cold beer ......
How many beers do you drink before bed? What brand?
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Old 01-05-2019, 04:55 PM
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2 or 3

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Old 01-06-2019, 12:25 PM
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Should of told him no. Every time you hug the tree it never hugs back and that makes you sad. So you need some caber to raise the dopamine and cheer you up lol.
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Old 01-06-2019, 03:37 PM
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I think the doctor not knowing or understanding what you were talking about would have been enough to rethink going back him again, however some doctors are good for being easy and doing as we request them to do.
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Old 02-06-2019, 07:38 PM
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Lol bro!!!
You must've gotten this done in Albuquerque or Santa Fe area. Those docs up there are a bit different!
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Old 02-09-2019, 12:34 PM
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Yesterday my annual physical, me sitting, Doc in front of the computer. (Itís the new way of annual physical exams, they donít really touch you anymore they just analyze bloodwork.....)

Mack: oh hey Doc can you order my GH serum level and my IGF level tests to be included?

Docotor: why? Are you supplementing?

Mack: yeah Iíve been using l-arginine and l-ornithine amino acids they are supposed to increase GH levels and Iím curious where Iím at

Doc: ok I see GH, I donít know what IGF is Iíll have to look that up ..... oh here it is I see it.

Mack: itís Insulin Like Growth Factor ...

Doc: Mack, you are already on testosterone you really should not be using anything else that might mess up your hormone levels; your energy could drop if they conflict with each other.

Mack: ok

Doc: and Mack, instead of drinking a couple of beers to wind down at night after the gym, Iíd like you to consider an alternative, like yoga or prayer.

Mack: ok Doc thank you.

Doc: one more thing Mack, that tree outside my office, give it a hug when you leave
Wait...wait....wait...Are you serious?! About the tree hugging part?
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Budweiser is the key to post workout gains.
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